When I was a little girl, there was a little boy. That little boy's name was Richard. He lived across the street. Richard had a sister. Her name was Lillian. I liked that she had my name. I liked Richard. I wanted to marry Richard. Richard and Lillian together sounded good to me. I was five.
When I was a little girl, I wanted to grow up and marry Richard. I didn't marry that Richard, but I did marry a Richard. We were married 24 years ago today.